40+ Very Funny Quotes And Sayings With Pictures

Funny quotes! making every body have fun and enjoy the moments of every thing they are doing right now in their lives and doing to take enjoyment from the nature and universe. As you know when we (one) smile he/she gets a large number of positive impacts on his/her life, body and work. We can also do hide or even remove so many bad moments and things just by smiling ones. People always try to have fun and to have it they also spend money visiting parks, play grounds and many other areas where they think that they can get peace of mind and have fun with kids or their loved ones. But in the end they totally end up doing many things like mentioned above and finally started searching more easy to do and effective methods for fun.

That is why funny quotes can be a good thing for you. As funny quotes on different topics can lead every body to have fun and smile like a charm. Here we are not just sharing some random and already published funny quotes on many websites and blogs and nor we are going to share most famous funny quotes. We are just trying our best to make you have fun during reading these funny quotes. Lets read, share and send these funny quotes to your friends and family and to all other persons in your life. So read them just right below this line and have fun.

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Funny Quotes And Sayings


“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” ― Mark Twain


Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. ― Mark Twain


“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” ― Lemony Snicket


I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’ ― Anonymous


“They love their hair because they’re not smart enough to love something more interesting.” ― John Green


Very Funny Quotes And Sayings


“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” ― Abraham Lincoln


“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” ― Douglas Adams


As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ― Buddy Hackett


“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” ― Ellen DeGeneres


“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” ― Mark Twain


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“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” ― Marilyn Monroe


“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” ― Hedy Lamarr


“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” ― George Carlin


I can resist everything except temptation. ― Oscar Wilde


“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” ― Lily Tomlin


Very Funny Quotes


“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” ― Phyllis Diller


People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. ― Isaac Asimov


“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.” ― Billy Sunday


I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you. ― Robin Williams


Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day. ― Anonymous


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“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” ― Anthony Burgess


“Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” ― Suzanne Collins


“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.” ― Oscar Levant


“Be obscure clearly.” ― E. B. White


There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock


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“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” ― Mitch Hedberg


“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” ― Luis Bunuel


“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ― Benjamin Franklin


“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” ― Henny Youngman


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“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.” ― Abraham Lincoln


My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead. ― Anonymous


“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” ― George Burns


“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” ― Will Rogers


“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” ― Margaret Mead


Funny Sayings


“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” ― Jim Carrey


“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin


“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” ― Winston Churchill


“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” ― Reba McEntire


“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” ― Elbert Hubbard


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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. ― Anonymous


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Funny quotes are awesome and they made any human smile not for a long time but ones at least. Here we have done our best to provide the quality and not seen before funny quotes which all have the capacity to do more so keep enjoying.

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