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Presenting the great and lovelies hilarious quotes to you. As we have recently published an article with laughter quotes here comes the second version of that article title as hilarious quotes. These are not the same as that recent article but they do the same thing and makes people lovely by giving a smile on their faces for a reason just by reading and sharing these hilarious quotes you can have a better life style of happiness and love. If you want to live a life full of joys and happiness than we recommend you to read these hilarious quotes and send over to your loved ones as they also deserves that and we all should do whatever can make others happier. In most cases we have seen so many people trying to make the people laugh but people were near to tears.

What was the problems there? simple: all the people on this planet earth wanted get their thoughts go out of their minds so they can fly freely and when you said something which is related to their tensions how they can forget that memories? You should try to give them a reason to smile and laugh for that we have a bundle of wonderful and amazing hilarious quotes. These hilarious quotes can give a person the reason to smile and laugh for nothing or for his/her own benefits. As we have read that many of the many people while reading these type of hilarious quotes were caught smiling and if they can why not you? and your friends? so let’s read these hilarious quotes now.

Hilarious Quotes


“If I can surround myself with hilarious people every day, I will always want to go to work.” – Rashida Jones


“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.” – Elayne Boosler


“Will you show me what you really look like? You don’t sparkle, do you?” – Jennifer L. Armentrout


“The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.” – Mark Russell


“I would love to work with Kristin Wiig one day. I find her hilarious, and I totally idolize her.” – Kelli Berglund


“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde


“Besides my great fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.” – James Patterson


“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.” – Lana Turner


“If you walk into my wardrobe, it’s kind of hilarious. It’s a sea of black.” – Tabatha Coffey


“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin


“Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance.” – Ransom Riggs


“If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.” – Anonymous


“My son thinks I’m hilarious, but he’s only 1.” – Mackenzie Crook


“Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.” – Anonymous


“I sprung you because I’ve got a message for you” “doesn’t your family own a cell phone company?” “only a little one” – Ally Carter


“It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.” – Bill Hicks


“I was like, ‘Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants.” – Evanescence


“I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time.” – Ed Helms


“I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been. – Enid Healy” – Seanan McGuire


“I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don’t know why. They’re hilarious.” – Amy Lee


“I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.” – Anonymous


“You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh.. you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!” – Unknown


“Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.” – Tommy Lee Jones


“Don’t steal – the government hates competition! ” – Ron Paul


“I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it’s hilarious.” – Josh Hutcherson


“Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.” – Unknown


“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.” – Zach Galifianakis


“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.” – Bob Monkhouse


We have shared some of the great hilarious quotes with you and now we want you to do the same with your friends and send these hilarious quotes to them and don’t forget to leave your comments.

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