30+ Funny And Cute Banana Quotes & Sayings

Love bananas? well we are humans and we all love bananas and from us the girls are huge fans of the big bananas as they are sweetest thing to eat. However that was a study from where we got a news about people of all types from whole world loves to eat some bananas and here we are sharing banana quotes. Yeah banana quotes with you to share our love of bananas with you making a list of these banana quotes is just about delivering our best to the people who likes this fruit.

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Banana Quotes

Banana Quotes

“Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.” – Bill Gates

“Always take a banana to a party.” ― Steven Moffat

“I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it’s fine.” – Mike Piazza

“Oh my god, I am a banana.” ― John Green

“Time flies like an arrow – but fruit flies like a banana.” – Terry Wogan

“Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom. ” ― Dark Jar Tin Zoo

“You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don’t have that. I’m a banana.” – Harvey Korman

“If you throw a banana at a wall, there’s a small possibility that it will pass through the wall.” ― Garth Risk Hallberg

“I’m all over the place with muffins. Carrots are great. Banana, chocolate chip, they rock, too.” – Shawn Mendes

“Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana.” Harry Styles

“Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others’ discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it’s funny.” – Shah Rukh Khan

“I always have bananas with me for energy.” – Samantha Bond

“The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone.” ― Hilary McKay,

“It’s when you eat a banana that you bring back long dormant memories of your ancestors.” ― Anthony T. Hincks

“Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.” – Daphne Guinness

“Things are just things, they can’t bring back the dead.It just makes me feel better. – Hiiragi” ― Yoshimoto Banana

“I’m getting so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez

“I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.” – Diane Lane

“Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.” Robert Fulghum

“Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.” ~ Frankie Muniz

“On a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘yield’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the hell did you get that banana at?'” ~ Mitch Hedberg

“If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general.” Marcus Samuelsson

“When you get to be my age, you don’t buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them.” Don Meyer

“I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.” – Paul Neilan

“In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.” Gary D. Schmidt

“When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it’s your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke.” Nora Ephron

“I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe.” – Ryan Stiles

“I’m positive and I smile a lot, and I’m kind of a banana, but serious work just seems to find me, so I’m not going to argue with it.” – Mireille Enos

“Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.” ~ Robert Fulghum

“Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.” ~ Anne Lamott

“You don’t want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.” ~ Bradley Whitford

“I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.” ~ Diane Lane

“What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.” ~ Edith Wharton

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