28 Best Groucho Marx Quotes That Will Inspire You


Searching for some Inspiring and most famous Groucho Marx Quotes? if yes than here is a key thing for you as here on this single page we are sharing our best and most Inspirational collection of the best ever Groucho Marx Quotes with you.

Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes

“Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?” – Groucho Marx

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” – Groucho Marx

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Groucho Marx

“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.” – Groucho Marx

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” – Groucho Marx

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.” – Groucho Marx

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.” – Groucho Marx

“My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.” – Groucho Marx

“If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.” – Groucho Marx

“If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.” – Groucho Marx

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” – Groucho Marx

“It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.” – Groucho Marx

“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, and I’m going to be happy in it.” – Groucho Marx

“I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” – Groucho Marx

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.” – Groucho Marx

“I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.” – Groucho Marx

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while” – Groucho Marx

“Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?” – Groucho Marx

“Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.” – Groucho Marx

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” – Groucho Marx

“I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.” – Groucho Marx

“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.” – Groucho Marx

“She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.” – Groucho Marx

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” – Groucho Marx

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.” – Groucho Marx

“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.” – Groucho Marx

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