28 Best Groucho Marx Quotes That Will Inspire You

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Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes

“Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?” – Groucho Marx

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” – Groucho Marx

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Groucho Marx

“I must confess, I was born at a very early age.” – Groucho Marx

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” – Groucho Marx

“Before I speak, I have something important to say.” – Groucho Marx

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.” – Groucho Marx

“My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.” – Groucho Marx

“If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.” – Groucho Marx

“If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.” – Groucho Marx

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” – Groucho Marx

“It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.” – Groucho Marx

“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, and I’m going to be happy in it.” – Groucho Marx

“I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” – Groucho Marx

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.” – Groucho Marx

“I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.” – Groucho Marx

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while” – Groucho Marx

“Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?” – Groucho Marx

“Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.” – Groucho Marx

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” – Groucho Marx

“I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.” – Groucho Marx

“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.” – Groucho Marx

“She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.” – Groucho Marx

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” – Groucho Marx

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.” – Groucho Marx

“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.” – Groucho Marx

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