10 Most Funny Rodney Dangerfield Quotes Of All Time


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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes


“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” – Rodney Dangerfield


“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” – Rodney Dangerfield


“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.” – Rodney Dangerfield


“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” – Rodney Dangerfield


“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield


“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.” – Rodney Dangerfield


“The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.” – Rodney Dangerfield


“When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back” – Rodney Dangerfield


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